Things I know

1. I rock the party, that rocks the party.
2. Where Waldo is.
3. Where the busses go.
4. What the omnipotence paradox is.
5. Who rocks the party that rocks the party (See 1.)
6. Lyrics to songs like no one would believe. Don't ask me how far Kansas City, is from Blacksburg (not 6 hours) or how far Jamaica is from Richmond in a plane (not 15 hours) but ask me some Jay-Z lyrics and it is on like Donkey Kong.
7. How to tell a good story. I am quite possible one of the last great story tellers of our era. A modern day bard. There was Aesop, The Brothers Grimm, and me.
8. What soul is. (The James Brown kind)
9. Who has it. (ME!)
10. Et cetera, and et al. All of it.