Haircuts

So I just got my haircut yesterday. I had worn it long with a goatee for a few months, but since it is summer I decided to cut it really short. Not quite bald though. I kept my sweet goatee though. I look like my own evil twin, (evil twins always have facial hair). Well my haircut got me to thinking. You know what would be a sweet haircut. A "Napoleon". This would be like a Mohawk but instead of front to back, it would be side to side. All the punk rockers could sport them to rebel against the other punks. If "Napoleon" sounds bad, we could always call it a "Bonaparte". It is a, how you say... Sweet idea. No?