Horse punchin'!

I was thinking the other day that it would be neat to punch a horse. I think you could get close enough to do it since they are tame. I figure, the best way to approach it would be from the front, like you were going to pet it. Then I would give it an apple to keep it occupied. Next I would move around the side like I was going to ride it into the sunset. Then I would punch it as hard as you can and say "Horses are stupid!" Then run like hell, in zig zags of course, so it couldn't get me.

I thought kicking it would be fun too, instead of punching it, but then I would have a foot in the air and the amount of time it took me to get my foot back on the ground and start to run away, would probably be enough time for the horse to kick me back.