Blacula is Wacula!

I like to occasionally watch blaxploiation flicks. There is some mildly entertaining about watching some brothers or sisters stick it to the man. Or the establishment if you so prefer. Two of my favorites are Black Belt Jones and The Black Six. Check them out!

So imagine how excited I was when my TIVO recorded Blacula. Here is the synopsis, from my words.

An African prince and his wife travel to Europe to talk to a powerful Count about ending the slave trade. Of course this Count turns out to be Dracula himself, who the proceeds to say he likes the slave trade and if he could purchase his wife he would. Well good old Mamawalde (yes that is his name) protests. Dracula beats him up and bites him. Then he locks him in a coffin to forever be hungry while his wife watches (listens) to him die. About a thousand years later his coffin is purchased by antique dealers and ends up in Chicago or something.

Sounds good right. Wrong. How the hell they messed this up I don't know. We need a remake, I could write the script. This movie went in a completely odd direction. I won't even waste my time explaining it. Anyone that really cares can comment and I will get at them. In conclusion, Blacula is Wacula!!