Wandering and pondering

How do you make rice krispies? How exactly do you 'puff rice'? Do you blow air in it until it gets holes in it? Which leads me to smacks(the cereal). What is a smacks? What is it in the real world that they supposed to look like?

Today I ate some key lime pie flavored yogurt. Immediately after that I ate some tortilla chips. It tasted exactly like fruit loops with milk. That was very wired.

Why do I like to drink orange juice after I brush my teeth??

Why, in a container of lotion, or any liquid you have to pay for that has a pump handle, is the tube that is connected to the pump never long enough to reach the bottom of the bottle? By the time the product stops coming out of the container and you think it is empty, there is still a ton left. Only now, whenever you use it, you have to shake it out, or store it upside down.

Horse punchin'!

I was thinking the other day that it would be neat to punch a horse. I think you could get close enough to do it since they are tame. I figure, the best way to approach it would be from the front, like you were going to pet it. Then I would give it an apple to keep it occupied. Next I would move around the side like I was going to ride it into the sunset. Then I would punch it as hard as you can and say "Horses are stupid!" Then run like hell, in zig zags of course, so it couldn't get me.

I thought kicking it would be fun too, instead of punching it, but then I would have a foot in the air and the amount of time it took me to get my foot back on the ground and start to run away, would probably be enough time for the horse to kick me back.