Apocalypse, Tupacalypse, Threepocalypse Now!

So. I think more people need to concern themselves with the inevitable robot uprising. For those uneducated on this subject check here!

Right now I think it is all peachy keen with the masses. They think it is neat that robots build our cars, think for us, pick our potatoes, etc. What they don't see is that this is all part of their plan. The robots that is. By strengthening our dependence on them we are getting weaker. I mean, look how big potato farmers used to be.
















Now they look like badminton players and stuff. Anyway, I think this is just step one. Now that all the humans are soft and weak, or big and plump, we will be easy targets. The robots are going to bring down our society. The bad part is they won't even waste time enslaving us, because they are already doing all of our stuff so they don't need us. I also don't think they will use us for food because they don't eat. Although they may chew us just because it is enjoyable. That is, if they can feel or not. There are still so many unanswered questions about how or why this is going to happen. So stay tuned. I do know one thing; I don't think we should give them independent thought. That would be a bad idea.

I Wrote Some Poems!

Hey gang, here are two poems that I just wrote now. One of them is a haiku. You know, three lines of 5-7-5. The other is a Briaku. Three lines of 7-5-7. Which I made up, because that is the area code of where I am from and I like to make things up. I also made up the name, not just the pattern.


haiku

I am in Cali!
It's colder here than you think.
So please pack a coat.


Briaku

This style is more versatile.
Hmm. Just ponder this.
Maybe they should ditch haiku!

Babies! Aliens! Real monsters?!

Yo. I am a bit confused about pregnancy. Not in the way you might think though. Like, I think I have the basics down about how it all happens and what not, but here is the part that I think is odd.

Why are pregnant people always, no matter how pregnant, rubbing their stomachs. I don't see how it could be calming. In fact, maybe it would only freak you out more, because I am sure, that even after 9 months, it still feels pretty foreign to have something growing inside of you. Almost, Alien. Which brings me to my next point.

You never saw that robot dude from Alien, or Aliens, or aliens, rubbing his robot, stomach. That is if robots even have stomachs, so let's say robot torso. He had sensors and stuff and he wasn't rubbing his. It's just odd. That is all I am saying. Then again, maybe he wasn't rubbing it with his hand, but he was feeling with his robot parts.

The Warriors

I watched The Warriors the other day. It is about gangs. Not a bad flick at all, you guys should check it out. The thing I like the most about this movie was the outfits each gang wore. Which made me wonder about organized crime.

See, I don't think it is all the well organized. Nothing says organization like matching outfits. Not only do they increase solidarity, they look scary, and people will fear you. Long story short. I think you all should watch The Warriors, if for nothing other than the sweet outfits. I also guarantee that it will be better than the series finale of that other show about gangs.

Happy New Year

Here is a little quick post for my peeps! Hopefully there will be more to come since I am about to go to San Diego for work for 3 weeks. That should force me to be in front of the computer a bit more in the evenings. I have been doing all sorts of new and exciting things. Other just being me of course. That said, I spent the New Year surrounded by friends, electronics and alcohol. Here is what the last item did to me.

P.S. This a new thing for you (film). Videos, shot in black and white like true documentary footage.

This is how the evening started!





And this is sort of how it began to end!
Shout out to Brad!