Dedicated to Domination

Saturday, December 24, 2005

Things I don't like

Here is a posting of things I don't like, by me.

1. Peas (Yuck!)
2. Stewed carrots (Like baby food for adults, only worse)
3. Milk(It is like my kryptonite)
4. Lactaid(Like, red kryptonite. Look it up)
5. Onions(They say that in medieval times, there was this torture, call "Death by 1000 cuts", or something. The hard-pipe hitting guys, would cut you a lot, and let you bleed to death. The pain I imagine regular people, not like myself, would feel, is equal to how I feel about onions)

Thursday, December 15, 2005

Stupid questions people at work have to ask

Here is a list of things that I have been asked at my job since I started. Color them retarded.
1. Is it Friday yet? Or some variation of this.
2. Are we having fun yet? Or some variation of this.
3. Is it time to go yet? Or some variation of this.

The last time I checked, it was nether time to go nor was there a Ferris wheel in the office that I was unaware of (which would be bad-ass, or bitchin', if you so prefer). If either of these things were true, I would either be;
A. On my way to enjoying the weekend,
B. Having fun on the Ferris wheel, or
C. Not here anymore.

I think the only thing that could be worse than those questions would be a Peanuts comic with "Mondays!" written on it or some lame-assed picture of a cat about to fall off of a desk with the line "Hang it there" written on it.

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Super Friendly Aviator

Right now I am reading Scar Tissue, by Anthony Kiedis, the lead singer of the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Now, I know what you are all thinking "Books are for chumps!" I agree. However, this happens to be a book about the life of the lead singer of, as far as I am concerned, one of the greatest bands ever. This guy was shooting cocaine by the time he was a late teenager. I am only a quarter of the way through, but so far, this man has seen more ups and downs in his life than I think the average person would be able to stand. I will keep you all posted (Whoever 'you all' are) and let you know how it goes. Normally I am not much of a biography person but this one reads more like a narrative than a timeline of facts and since I do not think this will be made into a movie any time soon, like Ray, Walk the Line, Pollock, etc. I am going to have to do this the old fashioned way.

By the way, Crosswords are cool.
Gaskins out!

Sunday, December 11, 2005

Cold motorcycle ride

As always, it was great to get out and ride my bike for a bit. 52 degrees didn't sound all that cold at the time either, but by the time I had ridden for about an hour and the wind had beat me up, I was ready to call it quits. There were hardly any riders out there. I should have known it was going to be cold.

By the way, I am currently listening to the new Big Boi compilation album "Got Purp?" Man, I love that 808 sound. Get with it people!

Thursday, December 08, 2005

First post

Nothing too in depth or prolific here. Let's just see how this thing works!